Harley | M | Hella Gay

Just some short homo eggplant riddled with like fifty disorders and Aspergers and an unhealthy obsession with Star Trek, gay old guys, plants and dogs.

STARFLEET SCIENCES
{ LIEUTENANT }


KIRK & SPOCK FAN
{ I ♥ KOCK }


SLYTHERIN
{ wear }

 

Anonymous asked
You're a fucking asshole for cussing out a teenage girl. Go fuck yourself.

Listen cuntbag, you don’t even know my age, I could be the same age as her or younger, doesn’t matter, age is no excuse for being a shittytitty.

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

the-jellyfish-princess asked
Would you do more yoga art? I'd love to see Levi doing crow for the hell of it.

pandanoi:

This time the kids win :_D

Levels of Tumblr.

egoraptoir:

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

im a mega dragon hoh yes

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nova-r:

thedreamer2931:

I love how Richard just took that stuffed octopus and mushed it into his face. TOO. CUTE.

Look how cute every person on this stage is

nova-r:

thedreamer2931:

I love how Richard just took that stuffed octopus and mushed it into his face. TOO. CUTE.

Look how cute every person on this stage is

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