what if you were looking at your alarm clock one day and it was 11:59 PM but then it turned to 11:60 PM
boots with the fur
You. Corn. Now.
i dont know how i feel about the fact that actual porn blogs have reblogged this
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE
what’s wrong with you, peas are delicious
gay people are delicious too.
no dessert for you until you eat all your gays
This is the best thing ever.
my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
tumblr social justice warriors be like